Madame Ali's House of Mystery
I walk backwards and talk quickly, I use my hands to express myself. I can talk about my passions for hours and listen to yours for just as long. I am unique but I don’t rely on it as my only selling point. Yes I’m a bit eccentric, but I'm not scared to be a bit of a conformist . I am entirely happy in my own skin, but I am completely aware of my full set of flaws. I don’t seek perfection and I thrive on imperfections. I am tasteless and tasteful. I know when to stop and when to go. I know what life’s all about, but I won’t tell anyone...
You don't have to love me, you don't even have to like me. But you will RESPECT Me